person: get your license
    me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive

chode-a-la-mode:

I wonder if I’ll ever amount to anything

(via pixie-dicks)

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

(via cat-in-your-hat)