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  • 1 oz bubble gum vodka
  • 1 oz Peach schnapps
  • Orange juice


  1. Shake all alcohol with ice
  2. strain into any size glass of your choice
  3. fill with Orange juice


  • 1 oz UV cake
  • .5 oz Cherry Vodka
  • Splash blue Curacao (to color)
  • Milk


  1. In a small glass pour cake vodka and cherry vodka
  2. fill glass with milk
  3. splash in a little blue curacao
  4. stir gently 

The Princess Bubble-tini:

  • 1 oz bubble gum vodka
  • .5 oz ammaretto
  • splash grenadine (to color)
  • Sprite


  1. In a cocktail shaker add all alcohol and a splash of grenadine
  2. Shake vigorously with ice
  3. strain into a martini glass
  4. fill with sprite
  5. Garnish with a gumbal

Marceline’s Bite:

  • 1 oz Strawberry rum
  • .5 oz  whipped cream vodka
  • .5 oz UV cake vodka
  • Grenadine
  • Sprite


  1. Add all alcohol to a cocktail shaker
  2. shake vigorously with ice
  3. strain into a old fashion glass
  4. fill with sprite
  5. slowly sink grenadine to the bottom
  6. Garnish with a strawberry

The Ice King

  • 2/3rds cup of sugar
  • 1.5 cups UV Blue
  • 1.5 cups Water
  • 1 cup fresh squeezed lemon juice
  • 4 cups Ice


  1. pour all ingrediants into a blender
  2. blend on high till properly mixed
  3. pour into tall glasses

(Makes 2-6 servings)

ADVENTURE TIME!!!! So we have been lax of updates lately and we do apologize. It wasn’t for lack of drinks it was a lack of photos. But to make up for it we have not one or two but FIVE cocktails for you. One more Adventure time cocktail is coming in the future as well. So without further ado….

Jake the dog - So the idea behind this cocktail is since he can stretch to any size he can be in any size glass and still taste great. I think we did it pretty well. even tastes great as a shot.

Finn - So i wanted this cocktail to be something a kid would like and not be soda based because he is a kid. i think cherry topped cake covers that

Princess bubble-tini - sweet, tasty, smooth, and just a touch of class.This drink embodies PB.

The Ice King - Sweet yet a bit tart. a frozen blue raspberry lemonade sends chills down your spine and is delicious.

Marceline’s bite - Marceline eats shades of red, who’s to say she doesn’t also drink them? this cocktail is a twist on her favorite source of red strawberries. Its a sweet strawberry shortcake tasting cocktail. The grenadine sinks and starts to merge looking like she has already started draining the red from the drink.

“Slamacow!!!” ~ Finn

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